Disease #1
Sam loves his friend so much. His friend too loves Sam so much. So one day they went out and spent their time together in the town. They hold hands while walking around town.
And the crowd says (well, of course, among themselves) “GAY!”
Disease #2
Mat is a very ambitious young man. Mat wants to make his parents proud of him. Mat wants to pass his exams with flying colours. Mat wants to marry the most beautiful girl in town.
Mat has tons of dreams. Mat also has few grams of diligence to make them a reality.
Disease #3
Tom just woke up. Tom told the whole world about it. Tom just brushed his teeth! Tom told the whole world about it. Tom ate cereal just now! Tom told the whole world about it. Tom hates queuing. Tom told the whole world about it. Omg Tom pooped just now! Tom told the whole world about it.
Disease #4
Min said to herself, “I hate those people who judge others. They’re idiots, jealous and just some tactless fckheads. They’re basically bitches.”
Oh how ironic.
